i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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