pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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