the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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