Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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