this will be a night to untag.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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