some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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