This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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