I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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