I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
