I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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