HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This is the high leading the old right now
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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