Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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