I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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