after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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