Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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