I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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