She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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