she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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