Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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