mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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