We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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