they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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