forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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