My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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