And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I came so hard my ears popped.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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