Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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