now i know why i became what i already was.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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