well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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