my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I smell like Dick and happiness
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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