Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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