kristin has been a bad kristin
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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