i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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