All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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