Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am midnight drunk by noon
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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