I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
