maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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