My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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