There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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