Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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