around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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