if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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