You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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