Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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