Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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