long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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