I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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