I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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