Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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