I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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