I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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