Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
where are you?
Hypothermia
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
