Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
