STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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