Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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