The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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