If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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