dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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